I Wanna Fly Like a Buzzard

Posted by Princess Eva Angelica On 5:01 PM
Saturday, March 5, 2011 is Vulture Day in Wenonah, New Jersey.

EXHIBIT A: VULTURES KETTLING OVER WENONAH, NEW JERSEY

Let no one shower disrespect on New Jersey. We know better than anyone (except the people in West Virginia and Kentucky) how very stinky the world can be.

This is why we pay homage to vultures.

If you can't smell road kill while eating breakfast, thank a vulture.

If you're not tripping over possum slime on your sidewalk, thank a vulture.

If you love ancient Egypt, thank a vulture.

If you've seen that big, rocky thing in Georgia, thank a vulture.

If you'd rather soar than flap, thank a vulture.

If bald is beautiful, thank a vulture.

If the sky entertains you, thank a vulture.

If the world is clean, thank a vulture.

If humans aren't the best of everything ... thank a vulture.

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