Shopping Tips and Guidance by Mandy Claire

This is as yet unconfirmed, but rumor has it that Rapture has been briefly postponed and will now occur on October 21, 2011.

We at "The Gods Are Bored" are thrilled to hear this, as it gives us ample opportunity to interview many bored gods and let you have a wide sampling of the Higher Powers you can choose to praise and worship ... none of which are promising to torch the world and unleash the undead.