Shopping Tips and Guidance by Mandy Claire

 Welcome to "The Gods Are Bored!" Did y'all like that beautiful video of the Great Goddess Columbia? Isn't it inspirational? The beauty of it is that all those sweet little kids are praying to the Goddess. Oh, be still my beating heart!

Speaking of hearts, I guess it's more than Cupid toying with bows and arrows today. Apparently the black magicians misguided Christians in Cindy Jacobs' evil empire have noticed that we Pagans don't cotton to the idea of One Nation under Jehovah. Here's a recent threat kind note to us:



" You see, there is no DC40 Prayer War. It is finished, you just haven’t come to the truth of it yet. However, if you are reading this, it is too late – we release the arrow of blood-covered truth and convicting power of Holy Spirit into the core of your being, and release grace for you to SEE in Jesus’ Mighty Name!”

I think these people should choose their metaphors more wisely. Don't you?

The only blood released here at "The Gods Are Bored" is to the Red Cross, one pint at a time.

We stink at the link, but if you haven't seen this PNC bulletin about this fall's black magic intended to turn America into a theocracy, read it and cheep:

http://pncminnesota.wordpress.com/2011/09/14/dc40-to-pagans-we-release-the-power-of-blood-covered-light-over-you/

Then come back here. Ground. Center. Breathe. Watch the beautiful video below, courtesy of Verizon.

Coming soon: I will tell you all about the big plans to cleanse Philadelphia of all the negative energy generated by archers who tip their arrowheads in blood...

... whew. Seriously. If Pagans talked like this, they'd be investigated by the authorities.